Toby Keith Never Knew...

The other day I went to the school to pick the boys up and on the way home a Toby Keith song comes on the radio. Dylan is sitting in the back seat with a perplexed look on his face. Finally he says "Mom, why is she holding the pee in the bottle?" Dumbfounded, I turn around and say "What are you talking about?" He responds, "You know- she holds tight to the pee in the bottle, on the back seat of my motorcycle." (He's singing in his best little singing voice.) I couldn't help it, I just had to laugh until I almost peed my pants, literally. So, being the excellent parent that I am, I had to tell Dan too. Now every time we hear the song come on the radio, we all start laughing and turn it up loud and sing. The words have forever been changed in our minds. I hope you too can hear the song and laugh with us as you sing about the pee in the bottle. Loudly and completely off key, just like we do. Then give yourself a hug and know it was really from us. ( Sorry Toby. )