Denim's Cooking Adventure

Yesterday morning we got up to a terrible stench. Denim had decided that he was hungry so he got himself out a hot pocket from the freezer, unwrapped it, put it on a plate and put it in the microwave. Who knows how long he had it in the microwave, must have been a long time. It was completely cremated. We opened all of the windows and doors and it still stunk for hours. What a kid.